Bio:  

Honestly, I’ve never been invited to a wedding and I’ve always fully believed that I would be a great wedding guest (and/or +1). I’m basically a real life version of Kenny Powers mixed with Deadpool. Sit me at any table and I’m drawing in attention with my linguistic linguine of table talk. I’m a black belt in conversational jiu jitsu. See you at the rehearsal party!

City:  

Mulberry

State:  

FL

Country:  

United States

Social Media:  

You don’t want to do that

Allergy:  

I’m only allergic to the fun police