Bio:
Professional wedding guest with elite dance floor stamina and a strong commitment to open bars, late-night snacks, and hyping up strangers like we’ve been friends for years.
Known for:
* Crying during vows I barely understand
* Taking candid photos no one asked for but everyone wants
* Befriending grandparents by cocktail hour
* Leaving with at least one bridesmaid’s life story
Will absolutely celebrate your love like it’s my full-time job. Just point me toward the seating chart and the DJ.
