Bio:
Hello! I’m Megan and I’m here to tell you why I’m the guest you’ve always imagined at your wedding. Number one is the fashion. You put a lot of hard work and personalization into your day. I believe your guests should do the same with their attire. Whether it be a floral headpiece that I rhinestoned by hand or elbow-length gloves with ostrich feather trim, I will bring an elevation to my look, while being of course mindful that the cardinal rule: NEVER upstage the bride. Secondly, I didn’t put that effort into my outfit for nothing! You’ll find me on the dance floor to show it off along with my dance moves! I’m an expert in the art of navigating the vibe of each person on the dance floor and acting accordingly. Although if any Britney comes on, I can’t promise that I won’t launch into her full choreography complete with a live python and backup dancers.
Additionally, I celebrating with libations…and lots of it if the moment is appropriate. However, I know how to handle myself while drinking. I know when to stop, I know how to say ‘no thank you,’ and I know how to pace myself.
On a final note, I very much enjoy meeting new people and starting new conversations. That being said, I only feel comfortable attending your wedding if you share the same celebration for all walks of life as I do. I believe that each & every person no matter race, gender, sexual orientation, nationality, socioeconomic status, etc. has the right to decency and humanity. I’m sure you pick up what I’m puttin’ down here so if you have alternative beliefs, best wishes for your wedding but I would respectfully decline.
Anyway, that’s why I, Megan Berry, will be the one last piece of your wedding and leave you wondering why you didn’t include me in your dream wedding when you were a child!
